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There are two players instrumental to Gordon’s success this year. One is the greatest football player whoever lived. The other is Tom Brady.

It wasn’t yahoo. It was MLB stats. You can tell because if you went to NBC scores they were all stuck in the same place. It’s back up now.

It doesn’t look like a Yahoo issue. Looks like a MLB stats issue.

Is today the day the music actually died?

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Devin Hester you are RIDICULOUS

Can we please somehow merge the Dawson’s Creek and That Escalated Quickly gifs?

Down one at home? Eh, some closers would be used in that spot, but not all.

League winner.

Listen, I don’t want to be falsely accused of not being novel, but don’t close the book on this guy yet. To me, and I’m going to stand firm on this one, he’s a rainmaker. There’s going to be reckoning, so listen to my brief and don’t write him off.

Isn’t he basically Acuna at SS? I know SS is deep NOW, but that’s a tiebreaker. This guy gives me a boner!

They need specialized space-age equipment to measure his batting average as scientists are unsure if it’s possible to have that many degrees of precision in a batting average.